How to Fail Your Drivers Test
  1. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"
  2. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "oops".
  3. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
  4. Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.
  5. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.
  6. When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.
  7. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
  8. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
  9. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
  10. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.
  11. Beep your horn at everything.