Respected Church Leader
Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to
deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he
noticed some reporters in the audience.
Because he wanted to use some of the stories he told that night in his
speeches the next day, he asked the reporters to omit them from their
articles. One article that came out the next day, written by a cub
reporter, concluded with this line: "Reverend Smith also told a number
of stories that cannot be printed."