Top 10 Reasons for Being a Bass
  1. You don't have to tighten your shorts to reach your note.
  2. You don't have to worry about a woman stealing your job.
  3. Or a pre adolescent boy.
  4. Action heroes are always basses. That is -- if they ever sang, they would sing bass.
  5. You get great memorable lyrics like bop, bop, bop, bop. (boong ching ... boong chi-ching)
  6. If the singing job doesn't work out, there's always broadcasting.
  7. You never need to learn to read the treble clef.
  8. If you get a cold, so what.
  9. For fun, you can sing at the bottom of your range and fool people into thinking there's an earthquake.
  10. If you belch while you're singing, the audience just thinks it's part of the score.