Top 10 Reasons for Being a Soprano
  1. The rest of the choir exists just to make you look good.
  2. You can entertain your friends by breaking their wine glasses.
  3. Can you name an opera where an alto got the man?
  4. When sopranos sing in the shower, they know the tune.
  5. You are never going to sing the alto part by accident.
  6. Great costumes -- like the hat with the horns on it.
  7. How many world famous altos can you name?
  8. When the fat lady sings, she's usually singing soprano.
  9. When you get tired of the tune, you can sing the descant.
  10. You can sing along with Michael Jackson.