Top 10 Ways to Tell If Your Roommate Is a Borg
  1. Their clothes are always black
  2. The $50,000 phone bills
  3. They spend 3 weeks in Florida and still look white
  4. Your home entertainment center disappears, two days later they are wearing it
  5. TV reception gets poor when they walk by
  6. They spend more time reading newsgroups than you do
  7. Whenever you talk to them the laser on the side of their head blings you
  8. An electronics store chain used them as a mascot
  9. They assimilate all your food
  10. Everything is irrelevant