Top 10 Upcoming Episodes of Star Trek: the Next Generation
Breeding Grounds
Organian frat boys replace the coffee normally served on the Enterprise with Folger's crystals spiked with Klingon aphrodisiacs.
Electro-Q-tion (alternate title: Q d'etat)
Q endows every Starfleet uniform on the Enterprise with permanent static cling.
The Bonding II
Picard accidentally Crazy Glues himself to the table in his ready room.
Deanna Does Pallas
while the Enterprise is on a mission in the Solar System's asteroid belt, Counselor Troi's Betazoid sex drive reaches its peak.
Hell Hath No Fury
Keiko buries a machete in O'Brien's back after finding him on the holodeck cheating on her with a computer-generated bimbo.
Globular Mustard
An alien probe of unknown origin pulls abreast of the Enterprise, opens hailing frequencies, and asks, "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Embroider at Needlepoint (alternate title: Prose-Q-ting Attorney)
Q puts humanity on trial again, claiming that it is a savage and tasteless race, introducing as evidence a really ugly sweater that Dr. Crusher knitted Captain Picard for his last birthday.
The Funted
Superior aliens sieze the Enterprise claiming that they wish to study humans, but in a surprise ending reveal that the crew is really on Galactic Candid Camera.
Out, Out, Damn Spot
Data's cat gets onto the bridge and spits up a hairball on Captain Picard.
Star Trek VII: Up the Creek
Wesley and three of his pals must win a river rafting race for Starfleet Academy.