Top 10 Lines from the Upcoming TNG Episode "The Enterprise Stops at Taco Bell"
  1. (Troi) I sense...indigestion.
  2. (Picard) Don't order the fajitas, Number One, they'll go through you at warp nine.
  3. (Wesley, guest starring) Look, mister, the sign says you get a free "Little Orphan Annie" cup with any taco salad purchase, and I'm not leaving here till I get one!
  4. (Worf) Klingons do NOT eat burritos!
  5. (Geordi) I bet if I allowed anti-matter to collide with these chimichangas we could boost warp power by 27 percent!
  6. (Dr. Crusher, pointing tricorder at a taco) Inconclusive meat readings, Captain.
  7. (Picard) You're on, Number One. Whoever can squirt the most jalapeno sauce up his nose gets treated to dessert.
  8. (Riker) What do you mean you don't serve tokelau here? What kind of Mexican restaurant is this?
  9. (Data, re-joining Geordi after bugging Picard with a boring monologue on the history of the enchilada) I do not believe it is physically possible for me to place an enchilada in the area suggested by the Captain.
  10. (Picard) When we get back on the ship and you have the conn, Number One, you'd better not queef on my chair!