Everything I Really Need to Know in Life, I Learned from Star Wars
  1. Never trust men in dark helmets.
  2. It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over six million forms of communication.
  3. Before kissing ANYBODY, make sure they're not related to you.
  4. You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.
  5. Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.
  6. THIS goes there, THAT goes there.
  7. Cute cuddly widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you are a god.
  8. Never stand on a trap door leading to a Rancor pit.
  9. Never, never, never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
  10. Its never my fault.
  11. There are those who are less forgiving than Vader.
  12. Always let the Wookie win.
  13. Whining about something never helps. (Tosche Station)
  14. Watch your hands when sword fighting.
  15. Electricity really hurts.
  16. Never tell someone the odds.
  17. Always accept apologies.
  18. Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
  19. Don't get cocky.
  20. Don't try to make friends via the Death Star com-link.
  21. Mind what you have learned, save you it can.
  22. Don't jump down garbage chutes.
  23. The hard part of a jail-break is getting out; plan for it.
  24. Cold weather can cause one to hallucinate.
  25. Blowing on a torch will not put it out.
  26. Don't use technology you don't understand.
  27. Never underestimate the powers of a Jedi.
  28. Don't give into your anger.
  29. Grasping at your throat will not stop the choking.
  30. You shouldn't always listen to your parents.