Halley's Comet
MEMORANDUM
From: Headquarters - New York
To: General Managers
Next Thursday at 10:30 Halley's Comet will appear over this
area. This is an event which occurs only once every 75 years.
Notify all directors and have them arrange for all employees to
assemble on the Company lawn and inform them of the occurrence of
this phenomenon. If it rains, cancel the day's observation and
assemble in the auditorium to see a film about the comet.
MEMORANDUM
From: General Manager
To: Managers
By order of the Executive Vice President, next Thursday at 10:30,
Halley's Comet will appear over the Company lawn. If it rains,
cancel the day's work and report to the auditorium with all
employees where we will show films: a phenomenal event which
occurs every 75 years.
MEMORANDUM
From: Manager
To: All Department Chiefs
By order of the phenomenal Vice President, at 10:30 next
Thursday, Halley's Comet will appear in the auditorium. In case
of rain over the Company lawn, the Executive Vice President will
give another order, something which occurs only every 75 years.
MEMORANDUM
From: Department Chief
To: Section Chiefs
Next Thursday at 10:30 the Executive Vice President will
appear in the auditorium with Halley's Comet, something which
occurs every 75 years. If it rains, the Executive Vice President
will cancel the comet and order us all out to our phenomenal
Company lawn.
MEMORANDUM
From: Section Chief
To: All EA's
When it rains next Thursday at 10:30 over the Company lawn,
the phenomenal 75 year old Executive Vice President will cancel
all work and appear before all employees in the auditorium
accompanied by Bill Halley and his Comets.